I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister - Chapter 135
Streets and alleys, whether monks or ordinary people, all talk about it. After all, it is the Yun Zhongjun of Qingyu, and it is rumored that it is not a simple ceremony of forming a Taoist companion commonly used by monks, but a big wedding ceremony more like a mortal.
“How is this possible?” Some people didn’t believe it, and said oddly, “I’ve never heard of a monk getting married in such a big way. Speaking of which, shouldn’t monks have no emotions? ?”
Someone refuted him: “You are misunderstanding, monks are not gods, what’s wrong with being a parent?”
“That’s what I said, but…” Someone else interjected, frowning in difficulty, “But Qingyu pays so much attention to the ‘born’ fairy door, no matter how you think about it, you won’t be willing to let Yun Zhongjun To make such a flamboyant move…”
“Qingyu does not agree, what can be done, Yun Zhongjun is not an obedient puppet, her Taoist companion is the blue and yellow spring—”
“Don’t talk nonsense! There’s no real hammer yet!”
He looked up at her again and saw that Shang Can still didn’t blink as before, the demon master finally couldn’t hold back and threw a ball of paper to smash her, and laughed: “Isn’t the pre-marriage arrangement not enough for you to be tired? Seeing your lost soul, go to sleep quickly.”
“I’m not tired,” she said. “I just suddenly felt… nine days is quite a long time.”
It started five days ago.
At that time, Shang Can was sitting at the table of her own house, and behind her stood her good relative and friend Wan Shao, who was gearing up for a few days. When Yu came out to see their Mochizuki, the somewhat dazed cloud on her face was strictly blocked by Mochizuki, and she was not allowed to approach Shang Can for half a step.
“…I heard it right, you said just now,” Mochizuki put on a stance, and said slowly with a tiger face, “Do you want to marry Duan’er?”
To be honest, Shang Can’s throat has long been a fait accompli of the cloud, and I feel a strange sense of crampedness. I subconsciously straighten my sitting posture, and said: “…There is this plan, this is not Always-“
Before the words “I’ve never done wine before” were spoken, Mochizuki slapped the table with a majestic slap, frightened her and Wan Shao, and Shang Can stared at her. Aikanhuan’s master, who is not a decent person, put on a mean face, stretched his hand forward, and said aggressively: “If you want to marry us, you must be sincere, right?”
Shang Can had never seen this battle before, so he didn’t pick up the words for a while, but Wan Shao responded very quickly, and also reached out and patted the table, and answered proudly for his friend: “Tell me, what do you want?”
Mochizuki sneered: “Then one or two stars, two or two months, three or two clear winds, four or two clouds, five or two flames, six liang gas, seven liang black smoke and eight zither sounds.”
The demon master waved his hand without blinking an eye, patted his chest and promised: “No problem!”
It’s all and nothing.
Shang Can couldn’t see her face as a nouveau riche, so she pressed Wan Shao and asked, “Sincereness?”
Seeing Shang Can’s ignorant look, Mochizuki sighed heavily and said, “I haven’t learned the world at first glance, marriage is such a sloppy thing, how can a girl be willing to I promise you!”
The cloud behind Mochizuki raised his head and replied softly, “I will.”
“…” Mochizuki pretended that she hadn’t heard anything, and continued to raise her eyebrows at Shang Can, and asked, “What do you want to do? Do you want a bigger one?”
Shang Can reacted for a while before she understood what she meant by “big”, and immediately opened her eyes in surprise and said, “…will Qingyu agree?”
“It doesn’t matter whether Qingyu agrees or not! This is your marriage!” Mochizuki looked a little more excited than her client, and stood up with a slap on the table, “Do it or not!”
The scene was silent for a second, and then Shang Can, who was surging with blood, slapped the case and said decisively: “Do it!”
Mochizuki then spent quite a long time explaining to Shang Can, who knew nothing about this, the preparations needed, from how to choose auspicious days to what guests should drink, Shang Can listened very carefully Responding to each one, Wan Shao was amazed and sighed, “It turns out that Shang Can listens carefully to people like this. It seems like this is the first time I’ve seen him in my life.”
Decided to do it without perfunctory, Shang Can cheered up and planned to hold a complete ceremony with Yunyun, Mochizuki was also very satisfied with her attitude, after a long time After the teaching, Mochizuki let out a long breath and said in a casual tone: “Ah, speaking of which, according to the rules, the two of you cannot meet for nine days before getting married.”
Shang Can, who was originally concentrating, looked at Mochizuki like an enemy, and the two of them hadn’t been separated for such a long time since she returned to the cloud. Before getting married, shouldn’t they be together? Is it right to discuss, there is no reason to separate first—
“I remember saying that marriage will last a long time.”
“Oh, that’s fine.”
The schedule is more than halfway through. Now Shang Can recalls that he was easily settled by the homophonic at that time, and his heart is somewhat complicated.
The first two days were fine. After all, there is a lot of preparation work that needs to be done. First, the venue is set on Lantau – apart from Lantau’s preference for the cloud, there must be a strong push from Yuheng Peak’s peak master Mochizuki and the next head Chu Ming. Can heard from Chu Ming’s talisman that the head turned as black as the bottom of a pot when he agreed to it. Then came a series of procedures and personnel arrangements that extended from the venue. She was usually busy during the day. Not touching the ground, there is no spare time to realize that she and Yunyun will not be able to meet temporarily.
But it’s different at night, even if Ban Shao, who is as diligent as her maiden’s family, accompanies her every day, will yawn and go back to her room to sleep when the time comes. At that time, it was inevitable to realize that the cloud was not by her side.
She was relieved that she was only a mere nine days, and she endured awkwardly for two nights. On the third night, she went out for a walk aimlessly. She was like a floating spirit wandering in the night, frightened Ban Shao, who had just finished calculating the dowry money, and came out of the Demon Lord’s Hall, and scolded the flower demon with foul language in her sentence.
Honestly stood and said Ren. She looked at the man’s dazed appearance and became suspicious, and finally remembered and asked the reason: “You don’t sleep at night, why are you running around?”
Shang Can was silent for a long time, her clear eyebrows and eyes narrowed slightly, and her tone was a little worried when she spoke: “…I just remembered, Duaner’s body is cold, if I’m not here at night, if she What can I do if I can’t sleep?”
On the seventh day, a rare customer came to the door.
“It’s not July.”
Even though she has been inactive recently, when she saw the ghost king Dalala, who should not have appeared in the world of immortality at this time, came to visit, Shang Can immediately raised his vigilance: “What are you doing? from?”
“Don’t be so nervous—the sky fire will be put out first.” Nan Shuang raised his hands to prove his innocence, and motioned Shang Can to quickly withdraw the sky fire that was silently summoned around her. He explained, “I used to be a cultivator from the sky, so it’s normal for the puppet technique to send a puppet to come for me, right?”
It really made her take advantage of it. Shang Can, who quickly recognized that the human figure in front of him was indeed not the deity of the Ghost King, sighed helplessly, swept away the fire, and muttered, “…forget it this time.”
“Well, after all, I’m here to do business.” The puppet smiled and put down his hand, sighing, “I brought you the dowry—it’s a shame, you don’t even tell me. , if I hadn’t been well-informed, I would have missed the big event.”
Not in the mood to fight with her, Shang Can raised her eyebrows in surprise and bowed her head sincerely to thank her. Nan Shuang seemed to be in a good mood, and she didn’t pursue Shang Can’s refusal to invite her, so she changed the subject and said, “I should have brought some specialties from the ghost world, but Yuan Ge said Sending the other side flowers to you now doesn’t have a good meaning, so I didn’t do it.”
Not waiting for Shang Can to answer, Nan Shuang laughed to herself and said with a smile, “It was very suitable for you when you first came to the ghost world, but now it is not what it used to be. already.”
It’s not too long, but it always sounds distant. Shang Can was silent for a while, then said, “What do you want to say?”
“…” Nan Shuang stared at her for a long time, and finally lowered her eyes, “…it’s really strange, how absent-minded you are, much less interesting than before.”
There are not a few couples who have a grudge.” Nan Shuang said that it was none of his business, and lightly wrote, “And young lovers will only get carried away when they are around each other, so they need alone time to calm down. It’s time to think about whether it’s really time for each other to take this step.”
Seeing Shang Can’s frown, Nan Shuang spread his hands: “—the above is just my personal speculation, there is really no official statement about this custom. a good omen.”
Shang Can is a stalk, angry and funny: “You are—”
“What about you, Shang Can?”
Interrupted her, Nan Shuang stood up abruptly and looked at her condescendingly: “You two have been apart for a few days, what are you thinking now? After the kiss, I have been the same person every day and every night since then, I know that many people in this world realize that they can’t stand this after experiencing this, how about you?”
“I meant to ask…but look at the way you’re lost.”
Nan Shuang said with a sigh, leaned down and leaned in front of Shang Can, jokingly nodding under her eyes, indicating that Shang Can had dark circles under her eyes.
“Where it looks like a phoenix above the nine heavens, it is clearly a domestic pet that has only been domesticated.”
“If there are people in the Phoenix family besides you, they must come to scold you.”
Shang Can leaned back and hummed softly.
“…then let them scold.”
“How about this one? Give it a try!”
Hearing Mochizuki’s cheerful voice, Yunyun raised his eyes and looked at it carefully, and finally shook his head and said, “The style is too complicated, A Can will not like it.”
“Oh, wedding dresses are of course very complicated!” Mochizuki Buyi continued, “Besides, I’m asking for your opinion, you always worry about what Shang Can does !”
Of course. Cloud thinks. She hadn’t seen A Can for almost nine days.
Not only Shang Can was busy with their wedding, but she also spent a lot of thought on the layout of the venue when she returned to Lantau, where she lived temporarily, and Mochizuki told them what to wear that day. The clothes are not good at heart – compared to Shang Can who is not too picky about clothes and willing to try any color, Yunyun’s preference for the color of clothes is indeed more extreme.
“You always wear white clothes when you can’t get married!”
Mochizuki hates that iron is not steel, holding up her clothes and making gestures: “Tomorrow will be the day, everything you say tonight has to be quickly finalized, that person Shang Can must be what you are wearing. She’s wearing it, so don’t worry about her—”
As she was speaking, she suddenly felt a faint spiritual power fluctuation coming from outside the window. The cloud reacted faster than Mochizuki. She had already walked to the window and opened it, using the The paper crane with its beak tapped on the casement was let in.
Spiritual power and the folding method of paper cranes are very familiar, Zhi Shiran flew in along the gap, and rubbed the corners of the cloud’s lips involuntarily, and then fell quietly to her palm. A clear and clear voice belonging to Shang Can, which Yun Yun had never heard in nine days, sounded softly, like a nasal voice of grievance.
[“I want a kiss.”]
“Tsk tsk…” Mochizuki made a few disgusting voices after listening to the ears, but the smile on his face did not hide at all, he took a few steps back narrowly, and was about to leave, ” Shall I leave for a while?”
The cold brows and eyes of the clouds gathered with a warm smile, and the white fingertips unconsciously stroked the wings from the beak of the paper crane, even if they knew that the paper crane should only carry this sentence The words came, but he still waited patiently for a long time before he looked away.
“No need.” Her eyes were light and soft like the moon in the sky, “It will be fine soon.”
Half an hour after sending out the paper crane, Shang Can waited for her messenger to return.
What it was like when I went and what it was when I came back, there was no ambiguous red mark on the white paper, Zhihe innocently met the owner’s gaze as if he was going to stare at it , dutifully spit out the words he heard.
[“Tomorrow, pick it up yourself.”]
Shang Can laughed, the restlessness of the nine days disappeared at the moment when she heard the cold voice, she put the paper crane properly into the lining of her chest, thinking about the clouds Just owe her a kiss, and she must remember to collect this debt tomorrow.
There may be some truth to what I heard a few days ago. Maybe there are people in this world who choose to get married out of impulse, and maybe there are lovers who go back on this nine days of separation.
But that has nothing to do with Shang Can and Yunyun. Day after day, Shang Can just feels more and more that he wants to see her, and he wants to see her like an arrow.
Shang Can waited for more than nine days for the upcoming day.
The next day, the sky was clear and the Lantau was lit up.
The room was full of guests, and the lovers who had been separated for nine days were finally allowed to meet on stage. Shang Can looked at the lover who was walking slowly across the street. It’s amazingly beautiful. Everything else in the field of vision loses its color. Shang Can can only see the clouds that put on her wedding dress, which is a once-in-a-lifetime scene.
The lips and tongue seemed to be stuck together, which made it extremely difficult to speak. Shang Can stretched out his hand and took the cloud, and fixedly looked at the pair of shallow eyes, she felt as if she was shaking, As if the two of them were shaking, she suddenly laughed with relief, leaned over to the side of the cloud’s ear, and whispered in her red ear: “It’s beautiful.”
From now on, the two of them will be together. Shang Can thought. She would never get tired of such days.
Lantau, Shang Can and Yun, Li Cheng.
The author has this to say:
“I want one or two stars, two or two months, three or two clear winds, four or two clouds, five or two flames, six liang gas, seven liang black smoke and eight liang piano sounds.” – “Yang Bajie Travels in Spring”
The last episode! Thank you for your company during this time!
In fact, this was not in the plan, but suddenly one day I felt that they should have a ceremony, so I worked hard.
This is the end, I hope everyone has a good time.
That’s it, everyone, see you next time, Shang Can and Yunyun will come to Japan for a long time, and so will we.
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!